2 posts tagged “beer”
I'm going to need an intervention shorty... more so for the Utz potato chips (fried in LARD, no less) than for the beer... even though I'm now totally addicted to Miller Chill, too.
And speaking of bad things and beer, Sam Adams recalls its beer. Seems that I switched over to cheap beer just in time.
And finally, a [this is good]. But first, I must make you all play that same stupid game I always make you play: The one called: Which one of these statements is true:
A. Teresa has a new job
OR
B. Teresa has a new boyfriend
OR
C. Teresa has a beer belly just in time for her new job and/or to show her new boyfriend
I am not a man.
Therefore I do not have big, meaty, man hands.
I can not so easily open your &$)@#(&% Brewmaster's Collection Mix Pack.
That glue you are using should be offered to NASA to repair space shuttle tiles!
Please make a note of my difficulty for future reference.
Wishing you much success in your future endeavors.
Love, Teresa.
